Moving slightly to my main fantroll account JudicialDemise.tumblr.com . My RP’s using Volito will be in a non sgrub AU so Volito will be open for anyone to RP with~
I will still occasionally be on this account to answer a few of the sgrub related things.
In honor of Homura’s fight against the WalperugisNacht and because I’ve got nothing better to do I’ll be doing a drawing for, I’m gonna call it 3, original Puella Magi designs based on your blog.
Rules:
1 - Since this is only going to be running for 24 hours please only reblog once if I see you do it more then once you’re going to be disqualified. Period.
That’s it. Those are the rules. You don’t have to be following me, nothing. Just reblog this.
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
Send ✘ for an unsent text
Send ☠ for a threatening message
Send ❤ for a lusty
/loving/affectionate messageSend ♣ for a drunk message
==> You tip over your red pail, dropping a catalogue in the troll’s face. It had a good range, with various colors available for picking, and with the styles ranging from the simple to the very exquisitely detailed.
just YOUR NAME AND signature and you’ll BE CHARGED WHEN your order arrives!!! YOU CAN ALSO pay by card!!!
==> You browse through the many pages of the catalogue marking down on the order sheet any that caught your fancy. you then hand him back the catalogue and the now filled order sheet, before taking out your own trollian express card.
1 have my card, shou1d 1 sw1pe 1↑ now?
you are supposed TO BE PROCREATING
do it or YOU WILL DIE
==> You approach the drone.
1’m sorry ↑o bo↑her you… bu↑ 1 heard you are se111ng …. ↑h1ngs. For we11, pa111ng…?
By any chance, wou1d you have any↑h1ng on hand such as… 11nger1e?
yes in fact WE DO HAVE some available!!! even A WHOLE SET of different lingerie STYLES!!! BUY NOW!!! get four sets AND THE FIFTH comes free!!!
==> Shove an order slip and pen in the troll’s face.
1n↑res↑1ng~ Do you have a ca↑a1ogue 1n wh1ch 1 can 1ook a↑ ↑he s↑y1es?
===> Analyses the order sheet.
Exactly, which i§ why you really don’t need to talk to it, it all.
…Where doe§ it even get all of thi§?
You ask me ↑ha↑ as 1f you expec↑ me ↑o know… Maybe 1↑ has ↑he emp1res approva1?
Speak1ng of wh1ch, shou1dn’↑ we be busy ↑hen?
you are supposed TO BE PROCREATING
do it or YOU WILL DIE
==> You approach the drone.
1’m sorry ↑o bo↑her you… bu↑ 1 heard you are se111ng …. ↑h1ngs. For we11, pa111ng…?
By any chance, wou1d you have any↑h1ng on hand such as… 11nger1e?
…I don’t even want to know.
Ju§t be careful, if you run into the thing. Who the hell know§ what it might do.
1↑ m1gh↑ se11 me a d11do from ↑he 1ooks of ↑h1ngs.
And ch111 ou↑ dear… 1↑s no↑ 11ke you don’↑ keep me busy.
Are you §eriou§? A fucking drone, walking around, §elling bucket§? I§ it defect, or §omething? More im¶ortantly, where doe§ it §tore all the bucket§ it intend§ to §ell? How doe§ it even a¶¶roach it§ cu§tomer§?
Yeah 1 am pre↑↑y damn ser1ous.. maybe ↑hey had ↑o cu11 a 1oad of ↑ro11s 1as↑ pa111ng season and ↑hey wan↑ ↑o avo1d 1↑ aga1n?
1 dunno he jus↑ keeps ye111ng “50% off” and sh1↑… and 1 heard h1m speak ↑o one guy abou↑ a “1oud n1gh↑s 10 pack”
mesosphereterror said: Oh any↑h1ng rea11y~ 1 jus↑ 11ke 11s↑en1ng ↑o you.
Gee, way to make a guy feel special. You’re as touching and lovely as ever.
But, come one. What’ve you been up to?
1’ve been up ↑o my usua1~ No changes 1n ↑he rou↑1nes for me, hey have you seen ↑ha↑ drone wa1k1ng abou↑ ↑ry1ng ↑o se11 bucke↑s? 1 ↑h1nk 1↑s h11ar1ous.
